GIRLS. THEY’RE MYSTERIOUS, sophisticated creatures, aren’t they? It’s so hard to know what they’re thinking over there, on the other side of the dance floor, surrounded by a gaggle of mates.
Here’s a glimpse into what might be going through a girl’s mind when she’s out to get the shift.
(Don’t worry, the boys will be getting their turn too.)
1. Right, we’re at da klurb. Time to do a lap and see who else is here.
2. Jesus, it’s very warm. Am I sweating? Can everyone see that I’m sweating? Oh god.
3. Did I shave my legs? Just in case, like.
4. Is that hot guy* looking at me, or my friend?
*Artistic license has been taken with this depiction of a Hot Guy
5. *fluffs hair* It’s me!
6. Ah, he was actually looking over my shoulder. Never mind.
7. *dances self-consciously* Where are all the rides?
8. Who just touched my bum? I swear to god…
9. I certainly do not ‘have a smoke’. I’m only in the smoking area to scope out the lads, don’t you know.
10. OH HAYYYY - he’s decent-looking. Might ask him for a smoke, or a light for someone else.
Anything but actually telling him that he’s cute. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
11. And he’s going in for the kill!
https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe
12. Easy on the tongue there, cheers.
13. My friends better stop roaring at me from across the smoking area. I HEAR YOU GIRLS, YOU’RE GAS.
14. Oh, the girls are gone now. WHERE DID THE GIRLS GO?
15. The lights just came on. Everything has changed, changed utterly. I must leave him.
16. Yes, this is my totally valid and working number that you can of course contact me on…
17. Please don’t call to see if I gave you the right number. PLEASE don’t call to see if I gave you the right number.
18. SEE YE.
19. Now, where are my friends…
20. I have lipstick all over my face, don’t I.
21. Ah, yes. Yes I do. Mortified.
22. Oh well. Who’s for a curry cheese chip?
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